A Conversation While Driving In The Car

Parker: Hey Daddy... (he starts most sentences with, "Hey Daddy...")
Me: Yeah?
P: I think there's construction up ahead!
M: I think so, too!
P: Maybe there's a man with a slow sign? That means sloooow down.
M: I don't think there's a man with a sign right now. It's pretty late!
P: Do you think he has the day out?
M: [chuckling] Yeah, I think he probably has the day out.
[long pause]
P: Day out isn't right, Daddy.
M: No, day out isn't right. Did you mean day off?
P: Yes! I think he probably has the day off.
M: Or he's at home eating dinner already!
P: Oooooor that.